so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
it's like iHOP with fire
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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