Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
