just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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