I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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