no, he came in my armpit
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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