Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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