When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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