Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i want to swaddle you in tequila
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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