I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
