Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
