he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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