she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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