Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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