I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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