Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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