Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Randomize
