question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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