Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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