There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Randomize
