She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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