yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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