you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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