On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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