mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
