Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
