Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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