yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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