I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
