Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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