This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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