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dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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