We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Randomize
