I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
They have beer where we have blood.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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