Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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