i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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