there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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