if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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