Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Never underestimate the power of titties
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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