Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
