my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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