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The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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