it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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