we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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