i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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