Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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