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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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