The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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