do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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