Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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