im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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